"Cuntry Boner" | |
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Artist: | Puscifer |
Album: | "V" Is for Viagra |
Length: | 3:51 |
Versions: | Cuntry Boner, Cuntry Boner (Dirty Robot mix), Cuntry Boner (Disco Viagra mix), Bone Dub |
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Cuntry Boner is the first song by Puscifer to be released not on a soundtrack or as a remix. It is a cover if an Electric Sheep song, which was a punk band that featured Adam Jones and Tom Morello. The song has two remixes, which both appear on "V" Is For Viagra. A physical single of the same name was released on October 2, 2007.
Lyrics[]
Maynard:
Fucked Dolly Parton
Fucked Loretta Lynn
Fucked Barbara Mandrell
And fucked all of her kin
I've fucked Minnie Pearl
I fucked Elvis Presley's little girl
I fucked the Judds
Paz: You fucked the Judds?
Maynard: Hell yeah!
(Chorus)
My cuntry boner, it won't go down
Maynard & Paz:
It won't go down, it won't go down
My boner, my boner, my boner won't go down
It won't go down, it won't go down
My cuntry boner, it won't go down
Paz:
I fucked Willie Nelson
I fucked him deep inside
I fucked Elvis Presley in the bathroom where he died
I fucked Dwight Yoakum
Maynard: Johnny Cash grabbed his ankles and he hollered when I poked 'em
Paz: I fucked the Judds!
Maynard: You fucked the Judds?
Group... sex (x3)
Our cuntry boners, they won't go down
Fucked Alabama
Fucked the Oak Ridge Boys
Fucked Randy Travis with a 12-inch plastic toy
I fucked the cast of Hee-Haw
I fucked Glen Campbell, fucked him on a see-saw
Kenny Rogers thought it crass
When I fucked his big white ass
I can't help it.... my cuntry boner, it won't go down!
(Chorus)