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"Cuntry Boner"
Album artwork:
Viagra
Artist: Puscifer
Album: "V" Is for Viagra
Length: 3:51
Versions: Cuntry Boner,
Cuntry Boner (Dirty Robot mix),
Cuntry Boner (Disco Viagra mix),
Bone Dub
Previous track:
PSA, LOL!!
Next track:
N/A
Cuntry Boner single artwork:
Cuntry

Cuntry Boner is the first song by Puscifer to be released not on a soundtrack or as a remix. It is a cover if an Electric Sheep song, which was a punk band that featured Adam Jones and Tom Morello. The song has two remixes, which both appear on "V" Is For Viagra. A physical single of the same name was released on October 2, 2007.


Lyrics[]


Maynard:
Fucked Dolly Parton
Fucked Loretta Lynn
Fucked Barbara Mandrell
And fucked all of her kin

I've fucked Minnie Pearl
I fucked Elvis Presley's little girl
I fucked the Judds

Paz: You fucked the Judds?
Maynard: Hell yeah!

(Chorus)
My cuntry boner, it won't go down

Maynard & Paz:
It won't go down, it won't go down
My boner, my boner, my boner won't go down
It won't go down, it won't go down
My cuntry boner, it won't go down

Paz:
I fucked Willie Nelson
I fucked him deep inside
I fucked Elvis Presley in the bathroom where he died
I fucked Dwight Yoakum

Maynard: Johnny Cash grabbed his ankles and he hollered when I poked 'em
Paz: I fucked the Judds!
Maynard: You fucked the Judds?

Group... sex (x3)
Our cuntry boners, they won't go down

Fucked Alabama
Fucked the Oak Ridge Boys
Fucked Randy Travis with a 12-inch plastic toy
I fucked the cast of Hee-Haw
I fucked Glen Campbell, fucked him on a see-saw

Kenny Rogers thought it crass
When I fucked his big white ass
I can't help it.... my cuntry boner, it won't go down!

(Chorus)

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